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– Shmorky (@sashmorky)
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
Show me your dick, citizen. I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DICK
We're gonna need to declare the entire Internet a crime scene.
You've been wondering. Now you can finally get the answers about John Galt.
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