Pulp covers are not exactly roleplaying games, but Steve and Zack look back on some of the great pulp cover artwork that has been a big influence on gaming. This is intense stuff, so sensitive viewers should be advised not to stare too long at Nazi abs and torn bras.
Zack: Mandrills ripped my MILF!
Steve: Why are they so naked?
Zack: Most primates don't wear clothes, Steve.
Steve: Not the monkeys, the people. Why would they crash their plane and then take off their clothes?
Zack: Maybe they weren't wearing any when they got in the plane. Haven't you ever just thrown some sandals on your feet on a lazy Sunday and gone through a drive through to get a burger or something?
Steve: Not in an airplane.
Zack: And that's why you never get to hang out with busty babes and mandrills.
Steve: Pretty sure the picture is a cautionary tale on not doing that.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.