Laff-Bot BETA

Welcome to the future of comedy! The Laff-Bot is programmed to tell jokes. We even gave him a sadness core so that he would be funnier. The problem is that Laff-Bot still doesn't understand human jokes. We're hoping that, over time, he will learn how to make us laugh. If he doesn't we're going to kill him in a giant metal shredder... and he knows this!
[UPDATE: both Laff-Bot and Funnybot came out on the same date and were made paralell of eachother. It is just a coincidence that they are both joke-telling robots.]
tags: laffs, jokes, randomizer, random numbers, depressing


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