Those nutty goons over at the Something Awful Forums have come up with some crazy mystery novels that might not exist but that probably should. Read them at your own risk, because if you are for some reason violently decapitated by a seemingly chance industrial accident after reading and looking through the following pictures, we cannot and will not be held responsible.
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.