Those nutty goons over at the Something Awful Forums have come up with some crazy mystery novels that might not exist but that probably should. Read them at your own risk, because if you are for some reason violently decapitated by a seemingly chance industrial accident after reading and looking through the following pictures, we cannot and will not be held responsible.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.