[DnD]0 - HEY
[DnD]0 - hello
Hellchick - hello...
[DnD]0 - are you a man or women?
Hellchick - Woman. Why?
[DnD]0 - always wanted to know.... is gamespy gonna do anything with planetquake3.com ?
Hellchick - Yes, GSI is always interested in protecting its intellectual property.
[DnD]0 - oh... well, do they need planetquake3.net ?
Hellchick - Why?
[DnD]0 - well, if ya open a big ass site like that ya need both..
Hellchick - PlanetQuake has been around for 3 years, we didn't just open.
[DnD]0 - i know... i mean if ya open planetquake3.com you will need planetquake3.net ?
Hellchick - Why are you asking? Is there a reason?
[DnD]0 - ya i own planetquake3.net
Hellchick - Yes, but you're not getting it: what's your point?
[DnD]0 - would gamespy be interested in buying it?
Hellchick - How much are you offering it for?
[DnD]0 - well, about 3,000
Hellchick - 3,000 ... dollars? Deutchmarks? Yen? :)
[DnD]0 - dollars
Hellchick - Okay. I'm not the right person to talk to, but I can direct you to the right person. You'll want to contact Andrea "China" Burns at firstname.lastname@example.org.
[DnD]0 - ok..
[DnD]0 - hi
[DnD]0 - hey
Hellchick - hey
[DnD]0 - hi... does planetquake host domains?
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