Hellchick - no, sorry, why?

[DnD]0 - what about with polycount ?

Hellchick - that's a special case, but we don't do that for anyone else.

[DnD]0 - what about for planetquake3.net >?

Hellchick - No, the planetquake name is only for planetquake.com . Sorry.

[DnD]0 - well, i wanna buy planetquake today right now

Hellchick - Well, sorry, we can't help you out.

[DnD]0 - well, can i get a job at planetquake?

Hellchick - We're not looking for anyone right now, I'm sorry. All our positions are filled.

[DnD]0 - you on a t3?

Hellchick - T1, why?

[DnD]0 - gamespy pay for it...?

Hellchick - I'm at work, it's at GameSpy. I dont have a connection at home right now.

[DnD]0 - oh... does gamespy own captured.com ?

Hellchick - Yep

[DnD]0 - oh... do you get over 20,000 hits a day?

Hellchick - We get much more than that.

[DnD]0 - so i can't get my planet site hosted?

Hellchick - not planetquake.net, nope. If you changed the URL and had a quake-related site, then we would consider it. But not with the planetquake.net url.

[DnD]0 - ok, but like PLANETAFRO.com

Hellchick - those are not hosted sites. We own the planet domain names and run them ourselves.

[DnD]0 - well, is it illegal to own planetAFRO.com ?

Hellchick - I have no idea. You have to ask our legal dept.

[DnD]0 - ok whats the phone#

Hellchick - send email to [email protected]

[DnD]0 - this your phone (714)549-7689

Hellchick - yup

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