Every year, Memorial Day provides BuzzFeed with another theme to curate and brand some fairly fresh fucking content. It is important to remember, as we honor our fallen troops, that this publication is spending a lot of money and trying relentlessly to be taken seriously and win a Pulitzer Prize.
Labor Day? Memorial Day? Eh, whatever, close enough, it's all about grilling anyway. Here are some photos and links to grilling recipes from other websites that Buzzfeed has helpfully placed into a long list for you.
"Get your Kleenexes ready" advises GIF curator Lara Parker. You're gonna be cumming buckets as you view these looping GIFs in absolute solemn silence, recognizing the meaningless self-parody our 21st century culture has become. Hey, what's your reaction to these soldiers hugging loved ones? Is this "WIN" or is it "FAIL"?
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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