Cheers to Ian for participating in Crate & Barrel's Ultimate Wedding Contest! Oh, and thanks to our own unrelated Ian (@ Fused Muse) for designing the Crates, Etc. catalog pages; he, too, is all about the subtle elegance.
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Are you ready to be consistently depressed by how you're throwing your money and life away? Check out Loot Crate's 2015 lineup of upcoming crates!
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