Puff Dog. It sounds like a phrase that might be uttered by someone who's mistakenly bumbling rappers' names, either for humorous purposes (by, say an elderly politician) or to show how little attention one pays to pop culture (by, say Jello Biafra). In this case, though, it's the affectionate nickname Lincoln gave this Bichon Frise, who actually sports the boring, not-doglike moniker "Eric." The caption claims Eric has "a face created by people for their own pleasure," which sounds super creepy. But when the SA Forum Goons use that face in their creations, for their own pleasure and yours, well, there's surely nothing creepy about that. The dog days are just beginning!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.