Puff Dog. It sounds like a phrase that might be uttered by someone who's mistakenly bumbling rappers' names, either for humorous purposes (by, say an elderly politician) or to show how little attention one pays to pop culture (by, say Jello Biafra). In this case, though, it's the affectionate nickname Lincoln gave this Bichon Frise, who actually sports the boring, not-doglike moniker "Eric." The caption claims Eric has "a face created by people for their own pleasure," which sounds super creepy. But when the SA Forum Goons use that face in their creations, for their own pleasure and yours, well, there's surely nothing creepy about that. The dog days are just beginning!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.