Puff Dog. It sounds like a phrase that might be uttered by someone who's mistakenly bumbling rappers' names, either for humorous purposes (by, say an elderly politician) or to show how little attention one pays to pop culture (by, say Jello Biafra). In this case, though, it's the affectionate nickname Lincoln gave this Bichon Frise, who actually sports the boring, not-doglike moniker "Eric." The caption claims Eric has "a face created by people for their own pleasure," which sounds super creepy. But when the SA Forum Goons use that face in their creations, for their own pleasure and yours, well, there's surely nothing creepy about that. The dog days are just beginning!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.