This scenario takes place just before the 2008 economic collapse and gives you a chance to play things differently.
Our advisors were fairly calm about the crisis.
There was a clear choice on this one so we made it.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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