So, like I was saying in the headline, a bear walks into a diner. He orders a ginger ale, but it turns out this establishment doesn't offer that beverage. Boy, is he surprised! And ... that's the joke. Maybe you're thinking "That's awful. I thought I'd already heard the Worst Joke of 2010, but this is a strong contender at the last minute!" Well, that's probably because I told the joke using "words" like the old maid that I am, when it was designed to be communicated in ultra-modern "Web comic" format. Here, let me present this fine witticism in its intended format:
Hilarious, right? Well, the SA Forum Goons still didn't think so, which led to a long string of suggested improvements.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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