In case you're the victim of some elaborate scheme involving witchcraft, Leonard "J." Crabs updated the front page today. Why? I don't have any idea; I tried to ask him and all he did was shout "talk to the hand" back at me until I left the room. If you missed it, you can view Leonard "J." Crabs' Legal Barn right here, and previous Fake SAs here. You can also view a 404 error here.
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Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams back in the saddle again. I've been playing a ton of Knights of the Old Republic lately. LucasArts, Bioware, my hats off to you. First Star Wars related thing I've enjoyed since Return of the Jedi, mostly because I wasn't old enough to remember Empire, and wasn't born when A New Hope was released.
Uday and Qusay Hussein. Like two nutcases in a pod. One can't rape or maim or torture without the other. Which begs the question: What are those two dead bastards up to now? For today's Comedy Goldmine, the goons take a look at the lighter side of being a cold blooded killer and dead!Click here to get 100% of daily needed LOL.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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