The Foundation for Awakening & Enlightenment Inc.
The Foundation for Awakening & Enlightenment Inc. (FAE for short) is proof that any group of nutjobs can become a bona fide non-profit organization, or so they say. Here is a supposedly legally recognized organization whose front page reads, "You are entering a site dedicated to the spiritual belief of reincarnated non-human souls." Which is fine really when you realize that many religions and cultures believe in reincarnation. Unfortunately this isn't no Buddhism or Hinduism. This shit boarders on furry. They even have a press release:
FAEborn (also commonly used as faeborn) : A transmigratory reincarnate of intelligent, mystical/magical, non-human nature who is actively attempting to live a productive life, in a healthy manner, while successfully integrating aspects of their past incarnations.
Yeah that's healthy.
The Grand Council of Orcs deny the Elven holocaust ever happened.
I WANT TO FLY LIKE AN EAGLE. TO THE SEA. Maybe this guy is taking Seal a bit too seriously. Or he's just a wacked out fuck. Either way.
This post sounds pretty rational until you realize he likes pretending to be an angel.
Why do these people disassociate themselves from role players when everything they talk about has no basis in reality?
Oh no! Freddy Kruger is back and he's after the dragon reincarnates!
Hahaha OH FUCK I'M AN ELF! Hahahaha.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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