Another year, another chance to beg the government for free money. Here are some highlights from this year's application.
I guess it's community wizard college for me this year. Sigh...
This daily dirt ain't nothing much to look at but boy it's got moxie.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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