Another year, another chance to beg the government for free money. Here are some highlights from this year's application.
I guess it's community wizard college for me this year. Sigh...
This daily dirt ain't nothing much to look at but boy it's got moxie.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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