Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan wantonly tore this from her notepad:
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Shady lobbyist Jack Abramoff writes his notes in blood:
A lot of good men died to bring you the scratchings of Karl Rove:
From within the bowels of the office that brought you StarForce:
Quiet everybody, Jesse Jackson has something to say:
The bigotry must stop in this country. Sonic and Tails belong together and their happiness is all that matters.
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