Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan wantonly tore this from her notepad:
Dungeon Master Gary Gygax probably never counted on this being seen:
Shady lobbyist Jack Abramoff writes his notes in blood:
A lot of good men died to bring you the scratchings of Karl Rove:
From within the bowels of the office that brought you StarForce:
Quiet everybody, Jesse Jackson has something to say:
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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