Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan wantonly tore this from her notepad:
Dungeon Master Gary Gygax probably never counted on this being seen:
Shady lobbyist Jack Abramoff writes his notes in blood:
A lot of good men died to bring you the scratchings of Karl Rove:
From within the bowels of the office that brought you StarForce:
Quiet everybody, Jesse Jackson has something to say:
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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