We know your family get together was painfully awkward this year, and so are these forums! It's Weekend Web!
Just eat the goddamn turkey, asshole.
This week Weekend Web answers all your questions.
This update is FOR CALIFORNIANS ONLY. All others go to hell.
Weekend Web takes a look at atheists, hicks, sleepwalkers, and one special brand of crazy person.
This year it is estimated that a billion Americans could lose their homes and will be forced to move into makeshift Hoovervilles, the proliferation of which will mean the demise of this country we call the United States of America. Find out why I'm so happy about this in today's bitter article!
Here's how you open a bank account you shut in! Things You Should Already Know By Now is everything a shut in needs to know about things normal people already do on their own.
Find out why dogs on boats are the greatest thing ever.