3D Realms, the developer of Duke Nukem Forever, has sunk millions of dollars and nearly thirteen years of work into the highly-anticipated first person shooter. Thanks to some contacts near to the company, we got our hands on a batch of eye-popping screen shots from the upcoming game. Long live Duke!
It's always been time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but the character of Duke has changed and evolved over almost three decades and eleven titles.
Early screen shots released for Duke Nukem Forever depicted a more realistic hero. This was Duke as a working class man.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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