This article is part of the Guessing Game series.
Below you will find actual posts from video game message boards. Can you figure out which games they're talking about? Take a guess then hover your mouse over each post to see the correct answer. If you can't hover a mouse cursor over each post because you're on a tablet or phone, eat a rotten butt. The internet is for real computers. Go sit in an app store and think about what you've done.
Let's start off with an easy one. This person is asking a clear, direct question. Figuring out the corresponding game should be a cinch.
I love to see this kind of enthusiasm! What series could possibly get fans this pumped up?
Come to think of it, you're right. That is VERY suspicious...
If anyone has answers for this guy, please direct them to my email.
Sure, this next question seems a little strange when taken out of context, but don't make fun of the poster or you'll be ashamed of your words and deeds once you realize which game they're referring to.
ME TOO! What are the odds on that one?
This is probably the hardest one to guess. You'd have to be a real hardcore gamer to recognize the video game that's being referenced in this post.
re: Dance mission
Buddy, you're describing every sex dream I've ever had.
Dunno why your searches aren't coming back with any results.
My vote goes to strange AND fu***d up.
Doesn't sound like a problem to me.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.
Can you guess which video games these message board posts are talking about? Hover over each image to see if you're right. The posts are 100% real. The answers probably aren't.