Recently, the company representing Garfield ran a live chat event that allowed anyone to ask Garfield any question they'd like in the entire world. I suppose they assumed people wondered innocuous things like how much lasagna the Garfster eats in a year, but a small group including some of SA's contributors, friends, loose associates, well-wishers, and others who have nothing to do with SA whatsoever all banded together to ask the tougher questions.
While GoComics heroically cherry-picked safer tweets to respond to, we're pretty sure they read each and every one anyway. Here's some favorites:
Follow your favorites: @arr, @caylenb, @mobute, @thebuttdog, @katienotopoulos, @iscoff, @famousceleb, @jakefogelnest, @boring_as_heck, @scrublord, @mikesacco, @lfitzmaurice, @roaringblood, @whyhelloclarice, @80want, @manflurry, @luckystubbs
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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