I've been awake all night with horrible, terrible, extreme back pain. The kind of pain that makes you vomit for no other reason than it just hurts. Rather than tough it out like a man, I've decided to go get treatment, and liveblog it for posterity. Thanks for clicking, pray I don't die!
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.