Today was pretty insane. Here are some photos and videos I took.
Someone left some Smash Mouth CDs out in the rain.
Pretty cool crowd forming in front of Johnny Garlic's.
Looks like they're setting up some bigtime eggs.
The San Jose Sharks mascot is here for mystery reasons.
At last! We all crowd around to watch something cool happen!
Around this point, one of the eggs Guy Fieri cracked into the Big Bowl of Raw Eggs had a fetus in it. He got it out with a spoon though and kept on cookin' as Steve shouted that he saw a baby.
Guy Fieri's eggs are perhaps a little hot to handle.
Rick came up on stage, who was helpful in finishing the eggs with Steve. Thanks Rick!
VIDEOS! SORRY MANY ARE IN THAT TERRIBLE VERTICAL IPHONE FORMAT, I'M A CONSUMER!
Thank you for watching. Steve was an excellent sport and did a great job eating a bunch of eggs that were way too spicy. A lot of money was raised for a very worthy charity (St. Jude's), and it'll all go to people and places that need it very badly. Now, let's never speak of today's events again.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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