The Re-Versed Lyric Guide, submitted by ApM. Pshaw, and to think Christians have gotten a bad rap as being "unhip" and "uptight." This page changes everything, as devout followers of that Jesus person can now turn on the radio and sing along with ease... because the Reversed Lyric Guide contains hundred of Christian songs that have been "re-versed" to match popular tunes, allowing you to sing along! No more unnecessary worry of offending God or not being hip, as the Reversed Lyric Guide insures a spiritual experience every time you flick on the radio!
A little bit of Jesus in my life,
A little bit of heaven by my side,
A little bit of goodness is what I need,
A little bit of God's work is what i see.
A little bit of wonder in his Son,
A little bit of praying all night long,
A little bit of the spirit here I am,
Just pray to God and the Son of Man.
And you thought "Mambo Number Five" was bad enough as is. FOOLS! HERETICS!
UPDATE: Apparently the theme songs from "Rawhide", "The Flintstones", and "Mr. Ed" are Satanic because there's reversed versions of them as well, including a song entitled "Jesus! Worship Jesus." The extra "Jesus" is thrown into the end of the song's title so you don't forget who to worship while singing, I assume.
Jesus! Worship Jesus!
Have a yabba-dabba-do time
A Spirit filled time
We'll see revival come!
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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