Journalists arriving in the Olympic city of Sochi, Russia have been encountering some serious inconveniences: unfinished hotels, inhospitable toilets, and strange signs posted on doors and walls. These suffering reporters have thankfully been tweeting their ordeal out to the world for our enjoyment.
1 and 11? That hotel isn't called The Washington Redskins is it?
The thought of pooping while another person is pooping close enough to bump legs is make me want to puke into both sinks at the same time.
I heard Al Roker make a joke about Sochi toilet fishing so you know this is funny. Is that Philip Seymour Hoffman in the last one? Too soon?
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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