Journalists arriving in the Olympic city of Sochi, Russia have been encountering some serious inconveniences: unfinished hotels, inhospitable toilets, and strange signs posted on doors and walls. These suffering reporters have thankfully been tweeting their ordeal out to the world for our enjoyment.
1 and 11? That hotel isn't called The Washington Redskins is it?
The thought of pooping while another person is pooping close enough to bump legs is make me want to puke into both sinks at the same time.
I heard Al Roker make a joke about Sochi toilet fishing so you know this is funny. Is that Philip Seymour Hoffman in the last one? Too soon?
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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