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Watch Me Fix The 'Assassin In Love' Movie Poster
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
Was it Ramzan Kadyrov or Evil Dale Cooper?
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
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