My brain has been corrupted and I will never be the same again. Please pardon me while I die thanks to:
Can you now see why I'm a hollow shell of a man?!?
NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
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