My brain has been corrupted and I will never be the same again. Please pardon me while I die thanks to:
Can you now see why I'm a hollow shell of a man?!?
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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