My brain has been corrupted and I will never be the same again. Please pardon me while I die thanks to:
Can you now see why I'm a hollow shell of a man?!?
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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