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The following transcribed ABC 7 news broadcast occurred on August 22, 2010. Some images have been omitted, due to their graphic nature. For related information on this topic, please resort to previously released documents.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
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