@wettbutt
Hailing from NYC at the tender age of 19 (or whatever, he's way too young), John V. makes it seem way too easy.


@curlycomedy
Abbi is an NYC comedienne, writer, performer, and natural wit-- not to mention a must-follow!


@dinkmagic
Uhhhh. Yeah, no. Ok? Uhhh, yeah. Former Cybergoth Wayne aka Mike posts some really good tweets. And I say "former" Cybergoth because he was one for a really long time until this week. Good try at being a Cybergoth, Mike.


@bro_pair
Bro Pair is a lot smarter than me and I only pretend to know what he's talking about most of the time. He's also hilarious and a jewel of a person.


@anagasteyer
Comedienne, writer, actor, singer, and SNL alum also has one of the best signal-to-noise ratios in the dang business, if you ask me.


@morninggloria
Gloria is a news editor at Jezebel and writer at other popular things you enjoy at a regular basis. The business hasn't hardened her heart into a cold, stiff wad just yet.


@mremilyheller
Emily writes, comedes, podcasts, and is consistently hilarious. Click on the follow button.


@perfect_beanis
A nice man from California with a bunch of good-ass tweets under his belt already. There are probably more coming.


@smethanie
Writer, mom, endless fountain of humor, and sometimes she tweets, too.


@animal_drums_
Nobody knows who Animal Drums is, and nobody likes Animal Drums. Don't click on any Animal Drums tweets except for these.


– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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