If you squint your eyes and stare at this DoombatINC image for 30 seconds, then close your eyes and look at a wall, then unsquint your eyes, cross them, uncross them, and look at your monitor, you can see it again for free.
J.K. Ellis crashed his boat into a whale and it caught on fire.
Rabble stopped by to let us know he's still an asshole (just kidding – OR AM I?).
GlitchPhil puts bros before hos and gets along just fine.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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