If you squint your eyes and stare at this DoombatINC image for 30 seconds, then close your eyes and look at a wall, then unsquint your eyes, cross them, uncross them, and look at your monitor, you can see it again for free.
J.K. Ellis crashed his boat into a whale and it caught on fire.
Rabble stopped by to let us know he's still an asshole (just kidding – OR AM I?).
GlitchPhil puts bros before hos and gets along just fine.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
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