This week our beloved and husky Something Awful Forum Goons took some mostly trashy, junky, and lowbrow movies and gave them an extreme makeover. The results? They clean up pretty good. It's just too bad the goons turned them into equally trashy arthouse schlock.

A small woodland creature named Lucien made this, magically starting the rest of this theme.

Pyrocy, clad in sensible slacks, poster created this.

tooms, ever regal, crafted this image on a laptop while riding on horseback.

MrPazzah, chained to a support beam in the murderer's basement, had but one free hand to scrawl this image on a nearby laptop and dispatch it to cyberspace.

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    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

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