This week our beloved and husky Something Awful Forum Goons took some mostly trashy, junky, and lowbrow movies and gave them an extreme makeover. The results? They clean up pretty good. It's just too bad the goons turned them into equally trashy arthouse schlock.

A small woodland creature named Lucien made this, magically starting the rest of this theme.

Pyrocy, clad in sensible slacks, poster created this.

tooms, ever regal, crafted this image on a laptop while riding on horseback.

MrPazzah, chained to a support beam in the murderer's basement, had but one free hand to scrawl this image on a nearby laptop and dispatch it to cyberspace.

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  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

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