This week we take another look back at history, that glorious globe of time that happened just prior today's date and going back several thousand years to the time when Jesus rode dinosaurs. I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to look at it with the steely cross-eyed gaze of a Hollywood idiot, making subtle adjustments to improve the entertainment value. Here is some of what they came up with:
SomewhatFraudulant is disarming Ceasar. :O
Captain Nellio captures the hardships and dangers faced by our most intrepid Founding Father.
Bio! was expelled from college for making this.
Damn, Gina. Er, I mean eightcell.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!