This week we take another look back at history, that glorious globe of time that happened just prior today's date and going back several thousand years to the time when Jesus rode dinosaurs. I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to look at it with the steely cross-eyed gaze of a Hollywood idiot, making subtle adjustments to improve the entertainment value. Here is some of what they came up with:
SomewhatFraudulant is disarming Ceasar. :O
Captain Nellio captures the hardships and dangers faced by our most intrepid Founding Father.
Bio! was expelled from college for making this.
Damn, Gina. Er, I mean eightcell.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!