Phthalogreen overcame a mouth dangerously full of peanuts to make this.

The horror of being a man with Rake Arms is that you cannot hug a child without injuring them severely.

I cannot prove The Tragic Hero is the arsonist the police are looking for, but I certainly can't disprove it either. Just putting that out there.

Vaginastrophe doesn't like a very pleasant friend to have.

ryonekora has no idea what he's doing and he's a disgrace to his parents, but let's give him some credit for this bizarre thing.

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