Effingham's favorite meal is baked bees and honey. Here's a picture, too.

Never mind the physical impossibility of this Rocky Top Hennessy image, it's still quite absurd.

Og Oggilby is a genuinely awful human being, but he did make this.

MutantBlue gets all his ideas from a tiny German man living inside his abdomen.

Provost Zakharov has a real winner on his hands.

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    Crisis at the North Pole

    The 17-century battle between Santa Claus and Satan reaches an unfortunate peak.

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    Christmaspasta

    The unSlender Man is a humanoid male with a rotund belly and jocular disposition. He is described as wearing a red suit with white trim and a matching hat. While it is rare to catch a glimpse of the unSlender Man, victims say his footprints in the snow are visible for days after his visits. Thats right, you guessed it- idts the big man Santa Claus.

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