I thought people would have lost interest in zombies back in 2008, during George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead, when a single blood-tear trickled down a girl zombie's re-deadened face, reminding us who the real monster is (it is humanity). What more could be said on the subject? But a lot of zombie shit has happened since, like another Romero movie and Resident Evil: Afterlife and Zombies of Mass Destruction and this totally worthwhile book by a real dude who writes for this site, and more is planned, like Zombieland 2 (2013) and the new Zombi album (pretty rad, out in May). Yet judging by my exhaustive research of pushing Ctrl+F a few times while browsing a couple directories, zombies have never been featured in Photoshop Phriday or Comedy Goldmine ... until now!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.