Danny DeVito once told Esquire "you have to give people permission to laugh," so I suppose I'd better do so in this intro: You're definitely allowed to laugh at these great Photoshops and GIFs that the SA Goons made for your amusement! I promise no one will stop you. Well, someone might stop you at work: For example, if you have an especially disruptive laugh, or if they look at your screen to see what's so funny and object to seeing DeVito's naked butt as seen on basic cable (a lot of the images feature this). So first get to a safe spot for ass-viewing, and then feel free to laugh like hell!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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