Magic: The Gathering's learned council of wizards or whatever ruled that some Reddit dude who posed for a series of selfies that drew attention to the rampant plumber's crack at a tournament he attended would be prohibited from participating in official Magic events for six months. Maybe I'll be banned for life from Magic: The Gathering for publishing these Photoshops? I'll take my chances.
Reddit user OB1FBM took the pictures that follow; SA forums poster catanussurprise presented them to the Goons. If you've already seen them, feel free to proceed to page 2 where the Photoshops start!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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