Magic: The Gathering's learned council of wizards or whatever ruled that some Reddit dude who posed for a series of selfies that drew attention to the rampant plumber's crack at a tournament he attended would be prohibited from participating in official Magic events for six months. Maybe I'll be banned for life from Magic: The Gathering for publishing these Photoshops? I'll take my chances.
Reddit user OB1FBM took the pictures that follow; SA forums poster catanussurprise presented them to the Goons. If you've already seen them, feel free to proceed to page 2 where the Photoshops start!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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