Magic: The Gathering's learned council of wizards or whatever ruled that some Reddit dude who posed for a series of selfies that drew attention to the rampant plumber's crack at a tournament he attended would be prohibited from participating in official Magic events for six months. Maybe I'll be banned for life from Magic: The Gathering for publishing these Photoshops? I'll take my chances.
Reddit user OB1FBM took the pictures that follow; SA forums poster catanussurprise presented them to the Goons. If you've already seen them, feel free to proceed to page 2 where the Photoshops start!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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