Magic: The Gathering's learned council of wizards or whatever ruled that some Reddit dude who posed for a series of selfies that drew attention to the rampant plumber's crack at a tournament he attended would be prohibited from participating in official Magic events for six months. Maybe I'll be banned for life from Magic: The Gathering for publishing these Photoshops? I'll take my chances.
Reddit user OB1FBM took the pictures that follow; SA forums poster catanussurprise presented them to the Goons. If you've already seen them, feel free to proceed to page 2 where the Photoshops start!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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