master gamawa's ancestors climbed out of a vat of primordial slime and worked for billions of years so that he could waste his time on this.
Lorentz Factor is still bitter about losing his senate seat.
FFT dedicates this one to all you narcissists. This, like everything else, is all about you.
Agents are GO! is basically the biggest jerk on Mars.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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