master gamawa's ancestors climbed out of a vat of primordial slime and worked for billions of years so that he could waste his time on this.
Lorentz Factor is still bitter about losing his senate seat.
FFT dedicates this one to all you narcissists. This, like everything else, is all about you.
Agents are GO! is basically the biggest jerk on Mars.
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