master gamawa's ancestors climbed out of a vat of primordial slime and worked for billions of years so that he could waste his time on this.
Lorentz Factor is still bitter about losing his senate seat.
FFT dedicates this one to all you narcissists. This, like everything else, is all about you.
Agents are GO! is basically the biggest jerk on Mars.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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