master gamawa's ancestors climbed out of a vat of primordial slime and worked for billions of years so that he could waste his time on this.
Lorentz Factor is still bitter about losing his senate seat.
FFT dedicates this one to all you narcissists. This, like everything else, is all about you.
Agents are GO! is basically the biggest jerk on Mars.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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