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The secrets to our functioning relationship are communication, honesty, and no issues with the wife getting banged by a complete stranger right in front of my eyes.


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The first thing that tipped me off was when we were with another couple and he "accidentally" nosedived in front of a gooey blast of mushroom custard.


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