Last week we did our best to disprove the rumors that Kim Jong-Il had crossed that rainbow bridge and joined the countless border collies, turtles, and cats that have died over the last few centuries. Some people still foolishly believe him to be dead, so to scientifically disprove this once and for all, we present one last batch of LEGITIMATE PHOTOGRAPHS gathered by the impeccable Something Awful Forum Goons.

noggut was lost but now he is found: see him this week only at the Akron Boat and RV Show.

VoodooSchmoodoo's belongs to this lovely lady.

MutantBlue took a break from shining his Desert Eagle .357 to make this.

Deep Hurting is plagued by a constant need to gulp at all hours of the day and night.

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