*Puts on sunglasses* Looks like clockwork automaton likes his eggs... over easy.

Hackuma just wants to get a six pack of PBR, put on The Cure's "Pornography," and rhythmically sway the night away.

I hear good things about this Rattus Amicus picture!!!

Deep Hurting thinks this is all a game, but shit, son, this is real life.

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