Right now the Olympics are in full swing, with athletes sacrificing body and mind in hopes of winning highly collectible medals. Unfortunately, as the Olympics have been occurring regularly for as long as any living human or robot can remember, most of the sports have lost their luster. To help with that, the Something Awful Forum Goons generated some ideas for new sports, and well as ways to improve the old ones.
Blunt got this pain train started.
piemanmoo knows a thing or two about motivation.
blunt believes life is the best reason to run for.
squid jerky presents this stunning highlight from the "Douchebag Games"
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!