Right now the Olympics are in full swing, with athletes sacrificing body and mind in hopes of winning highly collectible medals. Unfortunately, as the Olympics have been occurring regularly for as long as any living human or robot can remember, most of the sports have lost their luster. To help with that, the Something Awful Forum Goons generated some ideas for new sports, and well as ways to improve the old ones.
Blunt got this pain train started.
piemanmoo knows a thing or two about motivation.
blunt believes life is the best reason to run for.
squid jerky presents this stunning highlight from the "Douchebag Games"
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Buy three Epic Loot Crates for only $7.99, get a free fourth loot crate for only $2.99!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!