Right now the Olympics are in full swing, with athletes sacrificing body and mind in hopes of winning highly collectible medals. Unfortunately, as the Olympics have been occurring regularly for as long as any living human or robot can remember, most of the sports have lost their luster. To help with that, the Something Awful Forum Goons generated some ideas for new sports, and well as ways to improve the old ones.
Blunt got this pain train started.
piemanmoo knows a thing or two about motivation.
blunt believes life is the best reason to run for.
squid jerky presents this stunning highlight from the "Douchebag Games"
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!