Because of extenuating circumstances, poor Phalkin was institutionalized after posting this.
Flatpoint High is a maniac, blowing it up, blowing it all up. Damn him to hell.
King Gonad pulled this thing out of the oven about 20 minutes too early.
Mister Prostitute finally found a place to show off his love of botany.
Sorry about the eye, GlassEye Boy. We're all pulling for you.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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