Because of extenuating circumstances, poor Phalkin was institutionalized after posting this.
Flatpoint High is a maniac, blowing it up, blowing it all up. Damn him to hell.
King Gonad pulled this thing out of the oven about 20 minutes too early.
Mister Prostitute finally found a place to show off his love of botany.
Sorry about the eye, GlassEye Boy. We're all pulling for you.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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