Because of extenuating circumstances, poor Phalkin was institutionalized after posting this.

Flatpoint High is a maniac, blowing it up, blowing it all up. Damn him to hell.

King Gonad pulled this thing out of the oven about 20 minutes too early.

Mister Prostitute finally found a place to show off his love of botany.

Sorry about the eye, GlassEye Boy. We're all pulling for you.

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