Because of extenuating circumstances, poor Phalkin was institutionalized after posting this.
Flatpoint High is a maniac, blowing it up, blowing it all up. Damn him to hell.
King Gonad pulled this thing out of the oven about 20 minutes too early.
Mister Prostitute finally found a place to show off his love of botany.
Sorry about the eye, GlassEye Boy. We're all pulling for you.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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