I bet I could drink more milk than your grandpa.

RangerBoard

I could've sworn everything associated with the words Power Rangers fell off the face of the earth sometime around 1998, so you can imagine my surprise when I found out it has 8,000 spinoffs and about that many diehard fans still hanging on.

"WINNERin2009" shouldn't count on it.

In a time . . .
Where one grown man . . .
Stays home from work . . .
To write the greatest Power Rangers fan fiction story ever told . . .

Goddamn Internet, must you sexualize everything?

I wish they would combine CattleCrazyPowerRangers and PowerRangersMutantMusk.

Yeah, the gang's getting pretty tired of your made up bullshit, "BlackMystechRanger."

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