Wordseye is an intriguing website where you can type a sentence, and have that sentence appear as a picture. For example, inputting the sentence "The man is facing the wooden sphere" would create a 3D rendering of a man facing a wooden sphere. Amazing, I know! The site's in beta right now, so not just anyone can use it, but a few lucky SA forum goons managed to finagle invites, and use those invites to bring their cohorts' twisted dreams to life! Seriously, it takes 'till page 2 for someone to try make a cock and balls.
A black cat dances with my wife in front of the gates of hell?
a man, a plan, a canal - panama
I couldn't figure out how to depict a plan, but I got the rest! The man is in a little canoe.
A mouse. The mouse is half ghost. Butt ground. A butt wall surrounds the mouse. Vortex of butts. Butt is flayed. Butt is gangrene.
Yeah "butts" was a hard thing to get this thing to generate.
"two robots. two robots stand at the top of the stairs. seven humans. seven humans are crumpled at the bottom of the stairs"
The man is inside the huge mylar pyramid.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!