Herr Lipp visited the White Room and ended up with a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni.
It's raining IZOand I'm getting soaking wet
If I have to march this up to the hill to see if the boys in the DNC are just gonna stymie the pocket veto, Juliet is coming with me and waiting in the lobby!!
Kevyn has never Googled in his life and he's scared to start now.
Kevyn's sophomore album lacked the raw energy of the live show, but really that's asking a bit much.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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