Herr Lipp visited the White Room and ended up with a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni.
It's raining IZOand I'm getting soaking wet
If I have to march this up to the hill to see if the boys in the DNC are just gonna stymie the pocket veto, Juliet is coming with me and waiting in the lobby!!
Kevyn has never Googled in his life and he's scared to start now.
Kevyn's sophomore album lacked the raw energy of the live show, but really that's asking a bit much.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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