Herr Lipp visited the White Room and ended up with a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni.
It's raining IZOand I'm getting soaking wet
If I have to march this up to the hill to see if the boys in the DNC are just gonna stymie the pocket veto, Juliet is coming with me and waiting in the lobby!!
Kevyn has never Googled in his life and he's scared to start now.
Kevyn's sophomore album lacked the raw energy of the live show, but really that's asking a bit much.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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