I will make it clear from the beginning. I don't like balloons. I simply don't trust anything can grow to ten times it's size. However, I've got a feeling that the people out there who aren't inflataphobic will enjoy this week's article. One of our mentally deranged forum goons by the name of TwystNeko has an impressive talent, and isn't afraid to show it. Taking suggestions from other members of the SA Forums, TwystNeko attempted to make some balloons that you won't see Jimmy asking for at his 6th birthday party. Unless little Jimmy happens to have a passion for HR Giger's work. Enjoy this week's family friendly Comedy Goldmine!
Believe it or not, Ripley's arch nemesis is here along with a friend. Here's the Alien from Alien. It could possibly be the queen, but I haven't had a chance to check between it's legs.
Here is a face hugger, which is another Alien, and possible a stage on the Ladder Theory.
There's also an angler fish, which I assume doesn't come with plastic tupperware attached in the wild.
It's Bob from Bobble Bubble. Or Bub from Bubble Bobble. You get the idea.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.