I will make it clear from the beginning. I don't like balloons. I simply don't trust anything can grow to ten times it's size. However, I've got a feeling that the people out there who aren't inflataphobic will enjoy this week's article. One of our mentally deranged forum goons by the name of TwystNeko has an impressive talent, and isn't afraid to show it. Taking suggestions from other members of the SA Forums, TwystNeko attempted to make some balloons that you won't see Jimmy asking for at his 6th birthday party. Unless little Jimmy happens to have a passion for HR Giger's work. Enjoy this week's family friendly Comedy Goldmine!
Believe it or not, Ripley's arch nemesis is here along with a friend. Here's the Alien from Alien. It could possibly be the queen, but I haven't had a chance to check between it's legs.
Here is a face hugger, which is another Alien, and possible a stage on the Ladder Theory.
There's also an angler fish, which I assume doesn't come with plastic tupperware attached in the wild.
It's Bob from Bobble Bubble. Or Bub from Bubble Bobble. You get the idea.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.