Bob Ross once explained that he painted "because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it." However, since his death in 1995, he's seen different kinds of worlds -- scary worlds. The Something Awful Forum Goons held a Photoshop séance to discover what Bob Ross is painting right now.

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