eightcell got a job throwing nickels into the reservoir and finally felt complete for the first time in his life.
Why yes, Beanpants is a virgin? Why do you ask?
docfuture is listless, quiet, fatigued, and withdrawn from life.
Tuxedo Jack still has violent flashbacks to the Agro Crag, which has nothing to do with this image..
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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