eightcell got a job throwing nickels into the reservoir and finally felt complete for the first time in his life.
Why yes, Beanpants is a virgin? Why do you ask?
docfuture is listless, quiet, fatigued, and withdrawn from life.
Tuxedo Jack still has violent flashbacks to the Agro Crag, which has nothing to do with this image..
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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