eightcell got a job throwing nickels into the reservoir and finally felt complete for the first time in his life.
Why yes, Beanpants is a virgin? Why do you ask?
docfuture is listless, quiet, fatigued, and withdrawn from life.
Tuxedo Jack still has violent flashbacks to the Agro Crag, which has nothing to do with this image..
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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