eightcell got a job throwing nickels into the reservoir and finally felt complete for the first time in his life.
Why yes, Beanpants is a virgin? Why do you ask?
docfuture is listless, quiet, fatigued, and withdrawn from life.
Tuxedo Jack still has violent flashbacks to the Agro Crag, which has nothing to do with this image..
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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