eightcell got a job throwing nickels into the reservoir and finally felt complete for the first time in his life.
Why yes, Beanpants is a virgin? Why do you ask?
docfuture is listless, quiet, fatigued, and withdrawn from life.
Tuxedo Jack still has violent flashbacks to the Agro Crag, which has nothing to do with this image..
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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