We came across these beautiful, unbroken steeds in an open field.
Luckily, there happened to be a racetrack nearby.
Fetlocks flowing, we raced around and around with childlike glee.
But as we rounded the final bend, we hear a braying and neighing from the side of the track. Our steeds, obeying this call, leapt the fences and ran into what seemed to be an empty ranch.
Perhaps this place was not deserted after all.
And suddenly, another call came to us from inside the ranch.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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