Make that "formerly impenetrable."
Fire in the hole!
There's nothing quite like the scent of fire mixed with fear.
And when the wood was black and burnt, such that only stubborn stone remained...
...the pirates brought out the heavy artillery.
Nothing does a blaggard's heart good like a hearty jig around the remnants of a sacked city.
After a final salvo set the very air to smoke...
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.