Make that "formerly impenetrable."
Fire in the hole!
There's nothing quite like the scent of fire mixed with fear.
And when the wood was black and burnt, such that only stubborn stone remained...
...the pirates brought out the heavy artillery.
Nothing does a blaggard's heart good like a hearty jig around the remnants of a sacked city.
After a final salvo set the very air to smoke...
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.