Make that "formerly impenetrable."
Fire in the hole!
There's nothing quite like the scent of fire mixed with fear.
And when the wood was black and burnt, such that only stubborn stone remained...
...the pirates brought out the heavy artillery.
Nothing does a blaggard's heart good like a hearty jig around the remnants of a sacked city.
After a final salvo set the very air to smoke...
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.