Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
A video game comic without sassy gamers and their non-human sidekicks/girlfriends. Each strip takes place inside a different game, sometimes with different jokes.